TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS

Category: Animal House

Post 1 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2007 18:04:23

I am sure you've all seen this but it is still good for a laugh.

'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2007 18:39:51

*smile* Keep em coming! Thanks.

Post 3 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2007 18:48:31

awwww lol cuuute, izzie, although cats are cool too..

Post 4 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2007 5:06:16

*chuckels* ... cute ... *smile*

Post 5 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2007 5:48:40

lol I like. Though I have to contest the handshaking thing. Mine won't shake your hand, but he's very fond of holding it in his mouth if you let him. (won't hurt you, he's very gental about it, but those goldens do like something in their mouth if they can. hands seem to be one of his favorites if you plop down next to him.)

Post 6 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2007 8:29:18

steven's just a sniffer, if I let him do it. lol

Post 7 by mysticrain (Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2007 9:25:52

lol, I've got to say the 3, 7, and 9 are my dog. Especially 7, the vet doesn't even have to touch him, and he starts crying! lol

Post 8 by Izzito (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 06-Dec-2007 10:01:45

my dogs can give paw although it took her a while to learn it but she has been doing it for quite sometime now hehehe

Post 9 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 06-Dec-2007 20:16:41

ah, you know I hadn't even thought about it, but he does know how to shake. his puppy raisers tought him, and he still remembers. I don't have him do it much, but he doesn't seem to forget.

Post 10 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Sunday, 09-Dec-2007 18:18:24

So true. If humans could lick where dogs can they would never leave their houses and the economy would colapse. I guess that's why dogs aren't starting corperations.

Post 11 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 04-Jan-2008 20:05:53

My friend, a fellow Zoner, has taught her dog to respond to the command high five. It's so cute!

Post 12 by Dubstep1984 (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 28-Feb-2008 13:50:34

all of those numbers accept 4, 6, and 7 describe my parents dogs. for god sakes though. my parents spoil the living hell out of those dogs. once, the dogs ate so much human food, that all 3 of them were sick and had to be on antibiotics. i keep telling my parentds that that is not good to feed dogs people food but they do not listen.

Post 13 by Dubstep1984 (I just keep on posting!) on Thursday, 28-Feb-2008 13:51:58

oh yes. and the 2 little chawawa's are really overweight because of all of the table scrap giving but my parents think that the dogs are very healthy.

Post 14 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 10-Mar-2008 22:17:53

Obviously, your parents need to be educated on what dogs can eat, as far as human food, and how often they can be given it. Good Lord, I hope those dogs aren't fed a ton of unhealthy table scraps on a daily basis.

Post 15 by battle star queen (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 31-May-2008 6:05:47

agree with the last post.

Post 16 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 31-May-2008 14:22:54

Agree with the post before the last one. That's too much. lol, that was funny.

Post 17 by jen91_09 (777) on Saturday, 31-May-2008 17:29:46

Geese! Agree with the post before the last before the last. lol. We feed our dog human food, but not too much or unhealthy stuff like sweets. I'm going to have to make sure I don't do that with my guidedog lol.

Post 18 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 31-May-2008 21:50:46

ame here, but we've figured out that one of our dogs has a really bad ear problem if e give her too mch people food, so we've dropped to a minimum. She's alright now, but she's had 2 or 3 hemotomas because of it. eah, if i get a guide dog, that won't be happening either. :)

Post 19 by jen91_09 (777) on Saturday, 31-May-2008 22:59:01

:) I'll try not to give it people fooc, but i'm not so sure but my rents. :)
I'm glad your dogs ok BTW.